Children

March 16, 2008

Annam-moles

I nannied so my friends could celebrate their anniversary out of town. The kids and I started by making an egg tree.  You know, poke holes in eggs, blow the guts out, paint 'em up. The two little girls looked at me like I was the head of NASA for coming up with the idea.

Little L won't wear socks, so after we went outside to find the branch for the egg tree she wanted to take her socks off.  I said, "But what if your feet get cold?" To which she simply responded, "That's why I have warm feet."  Oh.  Duh. 

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Little L is at that age when almost everything she says is golden.  She gave me so many hugs with adorable little ramblings - "You're the bestest babysitter ever" and "You're staying overnight? AWESOME!" and "We can go to the zoo to see the annam-moles?" 

So I decided to ask her, "How do you spell Mississippi?"  Without missing a beat she said, "E - I - O - sippi."

I loved naptime. 

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After some pizza and a game of monopoly, we went bowling.

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Then we went home and watched "What About Bob."  When she fell asleep, I didn't bother to put her in her big girl bed.  I let her sleep next to me.  It was possibly my favorite part of the weekend, her little body snuggled up next to me, sleeping soundly, safely, peacefully.  And when we woke up, we trekked out to the zoo.

We heard the tiger roar.  I was depressed.  The tiger was skinny and morose-looking.  He lumbered about a cold, Minnesota den and looked misplaced.  It was my least favorite exhibit.  He continued to make this half-hearted roar, just enough to get a few oohs and aahs out of the children, but most of the adults looked unimpressed and said, "Let's go see the African-hoofed animals, kids."  Little L hooked her fingers into the chain-linked fence and watched the thin cat move about slowly through the snow.  It growled a few more times.

"OWWWWWWW..." she imitated.  We watched the cat silently for a few more minutes.

"You want to go watch the polar bear again?" I asked her.

"Yeah, cause we both love the polar bear, right En-im-lee?"

I hoisted her up into my arms and she squeezed me around the neck and together we trudged down the path to go watch the polar bear again.

"I luff you," she said, nudging her head into my shoulder.

"I love you too, princess."  We sat at the polar bear exhibit for twenty minutes, watching him swim back and forth, loving the giant white bear together. 

Some of the other parents had children who pounded on the glass and threw fruit snacks on the ground in fits of rage and hit their siblings with full fists or with the legs of their Barbie doll.  They'd run off with the digital camera and lick the railings and tell their mother that she was "stooooooopid poop."  Meanwhile there was little L, tucked in my arms, rocking with me gently, counting the number of times the polar bear swam back and forth.  Such a large animal moving so gracefully, such a small child sitting so peacefully. 

 

December 23, 2007

The Coolest Cousins Let You Consume a Bowl Full of Sugar

My two youngest cousins, Spencer and Bennett, had the joy of Christmas exploding in their bodies like a Mexican jumping bean trapped in a little box.  Bennett, on the far left, has had stitches/staples in his face three times over the past three weeks.

"Bennett, what happened to your head the last time you got stitches?" I asked.

He stopped running for a moment and said, "I ran into glass."  Bennett will be four.

The boys took a break from playing with their new air rifles to color with me. You never quite fully appreciate the gift of eyesight until a sugar-hyped four-year-old waves an Nerf air rifle in front of your face, screaming, "How does this work?!" and randomly pulling the trigger.  Anyway, while coloring, they calmly snuck away to get a treat: Lik-A-Maid packets.

I have loved Lik-A-Maid for as long as I can remember.  Pure sugar, flavored cherry and grape, with a ambiguously flavored white candy stick to lick and dip into the sugar.  So when the boys brought the packets back to me with huge smiles on their faces, I could only support their artificially-flavored-refined-sugar adventure.

They poured it into bowls and spent 3-4 minutes dipping in the candy sticks or sucking it off their fingers...

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And then Bennett cocked the bowl right up to his face when my head was turned and literally dumped a cup of sugar straight into his stomach.

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To me, the most wonderful thing about Christmas is that you can find the kid in you again.  You start to remember that you aren't the tired, jaded, reserved adult you think you are, and that a green mouth once in a while is a perfectly wonderful thing to have. 

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